I finally broke down and went fishing.
It's a hard sell to stand on shore, knowing full well there isn't much chance of anything happening. But went I did, with the mud on my boots and pants to prove it.
I didn't even have to tell my wife that I didn't catch anything. Even she knows better.
What's that I always say? Never let the facts get in the way of a good story? Well, for the time being, fishermen and scientists may well be on the same page.
Conventional wisdom: "When the alders' leaves get as big as mouse's ears."
The science: "Yep, that's about right."